customer service worker: *apologizes for something very minor and inconsequential*
me, in tears: you’ve done nothing wrong, ever, in your life
"You were drinking sangria and I was throwing oranges at you,
but it didn’t matter.
I said my arms are very long and your head’s on fire.
I said kiss me here and here and here
and you did."
but it didn’t matter.
I said my arms are very long and your head’s on fire.
I said kiss me here and here and here
and you did."
-Richard Siken, from “I Had a Dream About You” (Crush)
- me, triggering myself: well i really outdid myself this time
Anonymous: let's smoke
